Political?!

Most people, myself included, like to look at pictures rather than read. So here's a picture and a thought all in one. Mass media being such a line of corporate groupthink bullshit mentality lately, I figured I should collect some of my own views on the world. Just to give you an idea how I feel. I'm sorry if you are offended. But I just had to hang this stuff out there. Mostly funny. Some felt with conviction (and some are original works or mutilations born out of anger or downright silliness).

Bush Speaks
I saw this image and couldn't resist speech ballooning it to death. This was before the ignorant evil was "appointed" to office of The President of the United States. This was the image that started it all. I've always collected images, but lately, instead of drawing moustaches on people, the computer has given us the power to completely let the imagination run wild.

 

Dubya comforts soldiers (gag)
 
This picture started this website. I was so mad, I had to put it up there. This is an AP photo I think. Obviously the text was edited out. I "amazingly" stumbled over the original photo.
 
This is something I did because I believe in the heart of my American hearts that Trent Lott looks like Spongebob Squarepants.
     
 
Ugh... The most mindless and poor actress of phoney concern ever to grace the televised news world.
 
This was a snap of the washingtonpost.com september 2002. I was horrified when i read the headlines and noticed the powerless look on the faces of the leaders of congress.
     
 
This is a minature version of the wall paper that decorated my computers at home and at work for a few months last year.
 
Here's a thanksgiving Turkey Card!!
     

This is a webcam capture of the south end of the Ocean City Maryland boardwalk (also known as the White Trash/Red Neck Riviera). The web cam image was copied (stolen?) from Ocean City Cam (http://www.oceancitycam.com/). This is probably my most visited web cam. What makes it special is that you can gauge the average white trash consumer or economy by just watching this camera. This camera is right next to a Thrasher's French Fry® stand where lines run all around the boardwalk, at all hours of the night, filled with hungry fat people diying for fat laiden potato slices (yes - i love them - the fries not the fat people).

What you see here is a week nite shot early before the main tourist season. This means, the people you are seeing here:

1. are rich
2. own beach property
3. are spoiled children who will never have to struggle in life.
3. are retired or so stinking rich they dont have to work.

And just seeing so many large white people butts in one webcam shot just made me laugh to the point where I had to put some call-outs on it. And besides, i'm jealous SOMEBODY actually gets a vacation around here!!


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